So I have this theory that I think sums up a majority of the social interactions I have had with other males in college.
When together in groups, males in the 20-30 age range will only talk about 3 things: sex, poop, and the X factor.
Lets dissect this a little further...
Sex: This one is a no brainier, guys like to talk about sex in all its forms. Straight, gay, your left hand, it doesn't matter when put together in a groups dudes will talk about how hot so-and-so is, or what they have or haven't done in bed. This includes discussing porn and also any jokes directed at your mom and/or little sister.
Poop: Everyone poops, it is just a damn fact and guys are no exception when it comes to talking about what happens in the bathroom. The poop category is dominated by farting in both practice and then discussion.
X-Factor: So the X-Factor is the wild card. It is whatever brings the group together.
If you are friendly with the guys in one of your classes and/or major, you will talk about sex, poop, and your class/major. Or if I am with the guys on my cycling team it is all about sex, poop, and bike racing.
More examples to come soon...
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- Andy
- I'm a Rutgers University sophomore studying agriculture policy. I like growing vegetables, Mexican food, outdoor sports, and cycling.
2 comments:
i like your theory, but i would offer one critique.
i contend that "your mom" jokes, sexual innuendo one-liners, and that sort of discussion is not talking about sex. it's filler, like commenting on the weather or saying "'sup?"
I don't poop.
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